70% water according to science. Something that’s 70% is typing this. Impressed? I thought so.Tumblr (3.0; @baconstriptease)http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/<p>To genuinely want to give up your seat on the train for an old lady without, at the back of your head, wishing she would kindly decline the offer? <br/>To genuinely say &#8220;no <em>you</em> take the last slice of pizza&#8221;?<br/>To say &#8220;I love you more&#8221; without half-expecting, half-wishing for the other to disagree? </p> <p>What is it like to be completely willing to spare your friend a cigarette?<br/>Or a stick of gum?<br/>Or to let them have a sip (or a couple) of your favorite drink?</p> <p>What is it like to never be jealous when your boyfriend is being friendly with other girls?<br/>To have absolutely no ounce of envy when your siblings do better than you?<br/>To not secretly hate the girl who is a million times prettier than you? </p> <p>I feel so selfish at times.<br/>But no matter how hard I try to enjoy being nice,<br/>I <em>sometimes</em> can&#8217;t help but feel like it&#8217;s a chore. </p> <p>I wish being nice was effortless. <br/>Like I had a heart of pure gold,<br/>Like I had a drive to be good and kind and nothing bad.</p> <p>I wish I was nice like Jesus or something man.  </p>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24008433755http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24008433755Wed, 30 May 2012 02:57:00 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwoe7KJaF1r8h0rlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24007598979http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24007598979Wed, 30 May 2012 02:40:59 +0800<p>If I&#8217;m not your priority, don&#8217;t expect me to put you first. </p>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24007516708http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24007516708Wed, 30 May 2012 02:39:00 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y59oxEyg1qfm2v7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24006750639http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24006750639Wed, 30 May 2012 02:23:10 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2n6mBLiE1qftoeno1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24006692484http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24006692484Wed, 30 May 2012 02:21:57 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztnigF0OQ1qj3fvjo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztnigF0OQ1qj3fvjo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztnigF0OQ1qj3fvjo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztnigF0OQ1qj3fvjo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztnigF0OQ1qj3fvjo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztnigF0OQ1qj3fvjo11_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztnigF0OQ1qj3fvjo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztnigF0OQ1qj3fvjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztnigF0OQ1qj3fvjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>I actually really needed this. Good timing, Tumblr. </p>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24006583442http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24006583442Wed, 30 May 2012 02:19:37 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k5gbop551qir91zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://naijabarbie.tumblr.com/post/23932164926/i-is-hungraaay">naijabarbie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I is hungraaay</p> </blockquote>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24006012897http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24006012897Wed, 30 May 2012 02:07:29 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dwcwpzTk1qci0woo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24004312849http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24004312849Wed, 30 May 2012 01:30:25 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47rivj4YG1qacmz1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://skeletales.tumblr.com/post/23954855474/via-bird-reynolds" class="tumblr_blog">skeletales</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Via <a href="http://birdreynolds.com/?p=899#more">Bird Reynolds</a></p></blockquote>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24004296289http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24004296289Wed, 30 May 2012 01:30:03 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r63cCqbB1qgdpxjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24004273926http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/24004273926Wed, 30 May 2012 01:29:33 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljg4trG80F1qe4qm4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999306259http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999306259Tue, 29 May 2012 23:33:29 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx93leVrUl1qearaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/post/23933277435/mel-brooks-and-carl-reiner">awesomepeoplehangingouttogether</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner</p> </blockquote>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999301097http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999301097Tue, 29 May 2012 23:33:21 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3htatwN601qmpppfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999275961http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999275961Tue, 29 May 2012 23:32:40 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xaz2I0nF1rnlasco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999171114http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999171114Tue, 29 May 2012 23:29:58 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4o7wyKPlY1qkyz1oo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cinyma.tumblr.com/post/23890024105/lolita-1962">cinyma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lolita (1962)</p> </blockquote>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999150549http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999150549Tue, 29 May 2012 23:29:23 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1syk1yNgC1r7tvgmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1syk1yNgC1r7tvgmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1syk1yNgC1r7tvgmo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1syk1yNgC1r7tvgmo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.psycho-facts.net/post/23972775098/wanna-laugh-out-loud-follow-this-blog" class="tumblr_blog">thatfunnyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/">Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.</a></p></blockquote>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999091623http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999091623Tue, 29 May 2012 23:27:48 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3oemkXjFd1qb306ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999066545http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23999066545Tue, 29 May 2012 23:27:05 +0800<span id="video_player_23997869395">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_23997869395",'http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/video_file/23997869395/tumblr_lyuhqhbv3o1qann5x',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyuhqhbv3o1qann5x_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyuhqhbv3o1qann5x_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyuhqhbv3o1qann5x_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyuhqhbv3o1qann5x_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyuhqhbv3o1qann5x_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>One of my childhood faaaavourites.</p>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23997869395http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23997869395Tue, 29 May 2012 22:52:59 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwowq6VA011r8ej7uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23997667693http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23997667693Tue, 29 May 2012 22:46:51 +0800<p><blockquote> <p class="p1">no no no no no <br/>no no no no no no no<br/>no no no no no</p> </blockquote></p>http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23997649212http://baconstriptease.tumblr.com/post/23997649212Tue, 29 May 2012 22:46:16 +0800